Philosophy Slam
Still philosophizing after all these years.
Monday, August 07, 2006
A bigger person would just ignore this particular article and instead launch into a sophisticated analysis of the present state of the Middle Easter crisis(es), but I'm just a small-minded lil' blogger, so I can skip all that deep stuff.
Paris Hilton (if you didn't see that coming, you need glasses) says she's going celibate. "Celibate," incidentally, seems to be the reporter's word and not her own, just in case you were wondering when a three-syllable word entered her vocabulary.
Why, next she'll join the Discalced Carmelites (with sincere apologies to all sisters of that order) and start gunning for sainthood!
Okay. Clearly, this post says nothing new or particularly interesting, which is why I added pictures. (ta-da! originality! or something!)
In other news, I spent most of today lightheaded and cranky, causing me to bawl out two kids who were throwing books around in adult fiction (seriously, does no one believe in discipline anymore?) so badly that they voluntarily picked up the books. Payback came later when, after a weird dream about e-mail and papal indulgences (and no, I'm not Roman Catholic, and no, I hadn't been drinking), I fell down the stairs, whacking various body parts on the way down.
Time to go hunt up some Gaviscon and head bedwards. Ciao.
Pascal: The present is never our end. The past and the present are our means, the future alone our end. Thus we never actually live, but hope to live, and since we are always planning how to be happy, it is inevitable that we should never be so.
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"The past is never dead. It's not even past."
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Elvisette Y, Sole Owner & Proprietor
Who's Elvisette?
That's Why You're Here, Isn't It?
What's Elvisette's mood?
When did Elvisette start blogging?
April 2002
Where's Elvisette?
Monday, working at liberry
Tuesday, ditto Monday
Wednesday, ditto Tuesday
Thursday, ditto Wednesday
Friday, ditto Thursday
Saturday, frittering away my youth
Sunday, being a useless waste of oxygen
Alternative Plans: Every day, all day, answering the question, "Wonder what's on TV right now?"
Why does Elvisette blog?
Because it's better than working.
