Friday, May 06, 2005
 

Paris Hilton: How Many Blog Posts Do You Think Have This Title?

Here's a link to a classic example of stupidity.

I've mentioned that my hatred of Paris is based entirely on her access to extreme amounts of money and her failure to purchase fabulous clothes and shoes with said buckage. I read that Diane Von Furstenberg sends PH one of each item from all her collections, and that is a sin.

I am SO a DVF kinda girl.

Anyway, because that link above will eventually be no good, here are some of the highlights from the interview:

Q: Do you read what's written about you? Do you pick up the tabloids?

HILTON: I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute.

Q: Do you read blogs?

HILTON: What's that?

Q: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

HILTON: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

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Q: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?

HILTON: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.


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Q: So are you really a ditz?

HILTON: That's just for the show.

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In the meantime, I'm killing off brain cells by watching Reno 911, complete first season.

I'm done with this completely substanceless entry now. Time to haul my big butt off to bed.

Elvisette philosophized at 10:18 PM