Tuesday, March 01, 2005
 

La La La

Can't sleeeeeeeeep. Contrary to what the post will say, it's 1:19 AM EST (since I'm currently not in CST but haven't bothered changing the time). I know it's not all that late, but I know the insomnia feeling when it bites me in the butt.

So I'm killing time. Thank goodness for the profusion of BTK articles to keep me company, and I can always check out the Oscars outfits.

As I told a coworker earlier today, my three main loves in live are serial killers, fashion, and complaining.

A joke:

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story must contain the following three things (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class, it is shown below:

Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?


ba-dum-dum-ching.


Reading: various magazines, various serial killer books
Listening: nothing, because normal people are sleeping.
Current Obsession: See above.
Alice: got so excited when I gave up and got out of bed that she stretched, rolled over, and fell off the bed. It was precious (and she's completely unhurt, not to mention completely un-embarrassed).

Elvisette philosophized at 1:21 AM