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Sunday, July 11, 2004
 

Cry Me A River . . .

Build a bridge, and get over it.

From the Land of Shallowness comes this breaking Philosophy Slam update.

I am very tired of hearing What Not to Wear participants whiiiiiine about how haaaaard it is to spend $5000.

Boo hoo. Forget Great Causes and Charity, I wanna buy clothes.

Tonight's person was a serious oddball, anyway. Her dog appeared in all scenes with her: makeup, hair, shopping, the whole deal. I note also that spending included $95 for a Swarovski crystal dog collar and leash (Alice is highly jealous), and she also purchased a Gucci dog ribbon.

They also did a graduate student recently. Why not meeee?

I'm in extreme whine mode tonight, if you haven't noticed. But this chick had some serious whine issues, too. And SHE got $5000.

Le Sigh.

In the meantime, Alice has positioned herself on top of the family (upright) piano. She appears to be settling in for the night.

I should follow suit, so toodles. More immature angsty whining tomorrow. Or whenever I update next.


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