Thursday, March 25, 2004
 

Weather Pixie informs me that it's currently 73 degrees and that I should be wearing a strappy asymmetrical hem sundress.

A) I need a new Pixie, one for cold-blooded types like myself. At 73 degrees, it would be wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a light cardigan. By about 76 degrees, the cardigan would come off, revealing the pasty-white, SPF-30'd (yes, I wear sunscreen every day, even during the winter) arms.

B) I must rely on my computer for this sort of weather-information, given that I haven't sat foot outside all day. It could be a heat wave or bitterly cold, for all I know. Thank gods for the internet, huh.

C) Yes, I'm aware that that's pathetic.

D) Maybe I should take out the trash or something.

E) I just opened the door for the UPS woman, who was delivering my one-day ship need-for-class books. I got killed on shipping, needless to say. What do they have to do, buy the books a first-class plane ticket? My novels can travel coach, thankyouverymuch.

F) Anyway, does opening the door count as outdoor time? A breeze blew in here; I'm sure of it.

G) I need to go rescue the Amazon box from my overly-curious cat now, who can't seem to stop sniffing it. It probably smells like caviar and wine from the flight. Hmmph.

Elvisette philosophized at 1:54 PM