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Monday, March 24, 2003
 

Jake just huffed at me because I moved my left arm out from under his head (gently, of course). Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked, that was my arm attached to my body. I don't think that Mr. Jake is much for sharing, though (though he attempted, at some length, to "share" my lunch-- in spite of the fact that he'd just been fed). His presence produces a weird mentality in me: he eats, and he's fat. I eat too, and therefore I must be fat. With friends like my brain, you really don't need enemies.

And, because I can't write an entry without ranting at least a little: With friends like the United States government . . . yeah, you can finish the sentence.

Peace out. And I do mean peace.


Elvisette philosophized at 1:30 PM







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